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12.06.2025 15:40
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The Forgotten History (and Slippery Science) of Canola Oil - Eater
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
What does it feel like wearing tights?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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